Friday, September 17, 2010

Journal 8 - Proofreading

Proofreading sucks. No one likes to proof read ever. But it is something you must always do when writing any kind of paper, essay, or anything. You papre migt ind up looking lick this. No bodies want there papre to look lick this. Id looks reelly stoopid, espeecially win they spell stuff wrogn. So proofreading is a vital and necessary commodity every one must do when writing something. I am one of these people that does not know how to proofread. Many times I catch myself having awful grammar, probably like you see in many of my blog posts. I hope that you do not write like me, and if you do, I sincerely apologize. The video we watched is probably the best thing since sliced bred. I too wish I could get into a colleague. That would be just fantastic. Or even college. That would be great. It is my biggest dream since I wanted to fly on a spaceship to the moon and be a spaceman. Proofreading is what professional people like Josh Cornett do. If you would ever look at one of his papers which he has written, you would see a beautiful work of art to which no one, not even George Orwell can compare with. Josh Cornett is a beautiful writer who has the best proofreading skills. His motto is, "I proofread so why can you not proofread?" This is the motto which I go by. Josh Cornett is my hero so I do whatever I can to be just like him. So remember kids, if you proofread, you will get into college (hopefully) and you will end up meeting a bunch of people. These people will be the people you will spend the rest of you life with. Maybe one of these people you might end up marrying. This can all come from proofreading. So Proofread so you can end up going to college, not look stoopid, and end up meeting your friends and possibly your significant other whom you will marry and have a happy life with.

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  1. Reminder: since your blog posts are public, be respectful in using names of your friends.

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